short story about macosx user

typical attitude of mac users:

google-search for mplayer
skip this strange .hu website (why the hell the videoplayer could be hosted on hungarian site, rightz0r?..)
download macosx powerpc build of mplayer-cvs dated back to 2005 (from some warez site, of course)
get surprised it doesn't need a crack (viva hax0rz! it must be they properly patched it before packaging!)
attempt to play fullhd 1080p 60fps video (on intel-based macbook pro)
(goddammit! it even plays! at 0.01fps though)
blame mplayer for being slow :)